So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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