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(513): View more from Ohio

They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you

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(817): View more from Texas

If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.

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(619): View more from California

Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem

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(812): View more from Indiana

I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.

(904): View more from Florida

And you say you're not good with numbers...

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(206): View more from Washington

So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion

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(516): View more from New York

Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex

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(248): View more from Michigan

Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?

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