Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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