it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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