How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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