Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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