Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
We just shotgunned beers for America
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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