She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Sext me about skeletons
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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