To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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