I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I can't trust your balls anymore.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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