May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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