I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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