I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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