She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
