super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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