whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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