it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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