I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Randomize
