i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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