I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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