Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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