ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
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like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
high people should be assigned attendants
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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