Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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