I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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