ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Randomize
