I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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