apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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