: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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