I need help removing her.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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