I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
They took my balls.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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