Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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