I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
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Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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