So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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