Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
just tell him i said nine months
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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