maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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