does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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