She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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