I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Even my vagina gasped.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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