Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
No subtext here. People are naked.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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