Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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