they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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