No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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