I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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