Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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