i think i have herpe
just one?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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