would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I believe in your delicious
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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