You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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