Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
