During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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