I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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