If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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