is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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