We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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