I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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