It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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