i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
May the power of my ass compel you!!
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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